To Where it All Began

Couple was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in the wife wanted to do something really special this year.She wanted to go back to where it all began. The husband thought long and hard search far and wide and finally he found a 57 Chevy which he rented the backseat for half an hour 😅

'Not so bright idea'

A husband decided to play a prank on his wife so he hid and jumped out as she exited the shower. She screamed and said you scared me half to death. A light bulb went off in his head, he could hire someone to scare her the rest of the way and collect all the insurance money and not be charged with a crime. A month later his wife is gone she ran off with the guy that he hired and he's out of five thousand bucks 😆

Exercise

Motivation💪

Everybody deserves a second chance

John had his Parkinson's under control aside from an occasional flare-up of symptoms. He decided to pursue a passion of his as a barber so he rented a chair at a local shop. Business was good for the first couple weeks his chair stayed filled. Suddenly one day he had unexpected flare-up he plowed through a freshly grown afro he shaved off and eyebrow and nicked a jugular vein while giving a shave. People hold grudges his chair has been empty for weeks he's a good Barber he just needs a second chance 😀

Superman's fear of public speaking

Superman consulted a psychologist because he had an intense fear of public speaking. The therapist suggested picturing the audience naked, Superman replied it doesn't work he's been using his x-ray vision for that purpose for years 😀

The Invisible Man arrested!

The invisible man was arrested on fraud charges for the release of a workout tape without any content. He will be having a press conference and Promises to remain transparent in the hopes that people will be able to see the trumped-up charges against him.😀

Finally a good night sleep

I have been struggling with getting a good night's sleep but lately I've developed a technique that works and knocks me out like a little sleeping baby. My wife is not fond of it but it is what it is it's called snoring💤😴

Poker face

I finally winning at poker.i can Bluff now that I have a poker face thanks to Parkinson's.

Parkinson's face

Not so Magic Moment

Bob decided after 40 years of marriage to relive that magic moment when he carried his wife Across the Threshold he was used to the occasional freezing because of his Parkinson's but when his knees begin to buckle he really got worried

Shhh don't tell anybody

I'm still wearing Mondays underwear😀

"You know you're getting old"

You know you're getting old when you look forward to the EVERYTHING PRUNES edition of AARP magazine.😅

Did you hear

Did you hear about the man who was arrested for assault at a restaurant after saving a life. He used the new procedure that he had just developed called the "HINEY" lick maneuver.